Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Bloodwork Part II

So. 

Today we did the bloodwork thing, which normally involves going to Zhengzhou. I had a meeting via skype at 7am (which I was not thrilled with the time) and it meant, since I am leaving tonight, that I needed to wake up at six to prepare. I wasn't sure if I'd have time to prepare or put things away and last night I realized I didn't have the energy to stay up all night doing it. 

So I woke up early, talked, and then met Jackie. While I was waiting I discovered a pleasant surprise- Tatiana, the Russian teacher, is going to be here as well next year!

Here's the fun part: I speak the least Chinese. Tatiana doesn't speak English. So we tried to communicate, which was through mime or through the simplest statements. Most of the time we were silent, but I was glad to have her along. 

We got in the car and started for Zhengzhou when we were told we could do the test in Kaifeng, though it might not be legitimate. It was decided that we would go to Kaifeng. The first hospital told us to come back tomorrow, but I couldn't do that (out of town), so we went to another hospital. 

It was strange, because there were no lines, no people waiting. There wasn't anyone to take our blood, either! On the upside, the peeing part of any exam was really clean- nobody used the toilets, though given that they were only a whole in the ground going down I'm not surprised. 

So then we went back, 3.5 hours after we left, signed our contracts and went on our merry way. 

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Bloodwork

On Thursday I get to figure out my bloodwork and healthcheck to take care of my extended stay residence permit nonsense. It's rather exciting- that hospital I talked about waay back in the beginning, I am going to revisit it. 

Only this time,

I understand men and women can't be in all the same rooms at once. Hurrah!

No, I really wish someone was with me- but then, I understand Chinese better now than I did then at least. It's amazing how much I've improved, and I'm still not a fluent speaker. Or anywhere close to being competent. But still, I am unafraid. I will go and conquer this thing- at least I know what I'm doing. 

Banks

Today I've been looking up how to transfer from account to account via bank. There's a lot of domestic stuff to sort through, but I found all the information I've been looking for. 

I also found that the converter and estimation of the rates from Yuan and USD are lower than what the bank will give me; I'm looking at a little more money. Not significant, but more than I thought I would get. 

I like getting more money. 

Also today was payday.

Whoot.

Birthdays

I know, I know, I'm really late with my birthday update. My birthday's the 14th of May, so I'm sorry to all of you that were patiently expecting an update. I will explain what happened on my birthday. 


I woke up. 

I made toast. 

I discovered that I had not changed the microwave setting from "full power" to "toaster oven" and thus I had microwaved bread on a metal grill for 4 minutes and that since the house was not burned down it was a very lucky birthday. 

Deciding not to tempt fate any further, I played videogames for the rest of the day. I did. I did. 

Then I took everyone to dinner. But first, I got presents. A letter came from mom, which was a nice touch- Grandma Dorothy's letter would come a few days later. :)  The other teachers had gotten together to get me a giant stuffed bear, a fountain pen, a bracelet, and a... poop cup. No, it's a cup that's shaped like a toilet. Really, they didn't have to. I also got an incense burner. All in all, it was a great selection of birthday gifts- things I'll use (maybe not the toilet cup), things I liked having, and it was nice to have everyone together. 

In Chinese style birthday celebration, I paid for everyone's dinner (foreign teachers, Tim, Allen, and Jenny), and we all ate at Korean BBQ buffet. It's a tasty place, full of free drinks, food, and cook your own meat. 

Allen burned himself on the grill. 

And then we went back, and my birthday was over. 


Ben's birthday was more of a frustrating day for me- my entire first class was ten minutes late, my second class had a student who argued with me misunderstanding a practical joke he played on me, my third class students arguing that they didn't have to take a quiz, and my fourth class whispering the answers to everyone before I yelled at them. It was not my finest hour. 

We celebrated his birthday at the lazy cat pizza place, a place with the closest thing to pizza that was here last year (the pizza hut now comes a little closer, but not as tasty), there were many rounds of beers for those of the 25 people who did drink, and it was spent with students, many whom had frustrated me earlier in the day. But all was forgotten as the teachers all took our turns toasting Ben (save for Will's toast, which was pathetic and then angered the students into attempting to rip off his clothes), and indeed, it was a fine time and a fine birthday. 

Hurray!

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Cooking For Myself, By Myself

It's not really come out and been stated, but I've been cooking for myself and following a diet plan. This had lead to a few frustrations, a few insights, and a few good things.

The frustrations are suddenly many- I have to have time to prepare food, I have to go out and find food, and I do not have a kitchen space. There is a kitchen in the next building, but I have to take all of my equipment and food, which would be several trips even to make the smallest meal. It's frustrating. In the meantime, I'm using my hotplate and just making due with the small space that I have. I have a sink that was designed for washing faces, not for washing dishes, and that is frustrating as well. I have to cook all of my veggies, I have to figure out plans on what to eat, and I miss yogurt and cottage cheese. I'm eating the hey out of cottage cheese when I get back.

The other frustrating thing is that this year, socialization happens at meals. When we'd go to a meal, though we didn't all go together, that was the time we'd talk to each other and hear about each other's lives. When I eat alone, I don't get that. :(

There are a few insights, though. Most of the food in the supermarket is overpriced and not food that lasts.  It's far cheaper and easier to head off to the morning markets and buy veggies in bulk- it's a like a farmer's market every day. And the markets are almost everywhere. In short, China is the land of farmer's markets.   However, the supermarket reminds me how easy it is to buy food when you don't have to talk to someone- I can just select meat or veggies that have been prewrapped and don't have to go weigh them, don't have to speak Chinese, and it's easier.

It's also more expensive.

If I go to the market, I get cheap food. It is more likely to need washing, but it's cheaper. And as local as can be.

The good things are that I can control my calorie intake much, much better. I've been loosing weight, which is good (I'm at 14.5 pounds lost since April). I'm also able to control my salt intake (making my blood pressure freak out in the low spectrum, which is less good), and I feel more in control. It also allows me to eat and keep working on projects and things.

I have to collect more tasty recipes, though. The west has such a dependency on ovens...

Friday, May 11, 2012

English Competition

Ben had been asking me a couple of days back for questions to give students. I had assumed that they would be for a starting point in group discussion, so I went with two questions: "If you woke up and didn't know anything about yourself what would you do", and "Are highly intelligent people allowed to ignore social customs and rules?" I thought these were pretty good, and Ben said he'd probably use them.

Then a few days later I get a text from Ben looking for judges in the English speaking competition. It's one held by our department with our students involved. Alas, I was busy on Thursday and thus could not commit myself to judging for the required three days so I declined.

Yesterday as I was crossing the street, one of my students told me she was going to be in the competition, so I agreed to go. She said it would be on old campus. Ben told me it would be on new campus.

It was on new campus.

Ann was also planning to go, and Will, and their mothers. Their mothers have brought with them a sinus cold that Will, Ann and I have seem to also acquired, along with the mother that did not bring the sinus cold. We all went to new campus, some by bus, some by taxi, and walked in. Because we were foreign, we were given front row seats.

It is an interesting thing, being foreign.

There were 15 contestants, 10 whom I taught, and I realized Ben has taught more students than I- but next year, I will have taught more students than him. At this point, he and I are almost even for students, given that he's repeating a year of students and I have had 7 new classes crammed into this semester along with my year-long students.

The winner was one of my students, which is an unsurprising mathematical probability. However, I was unsurprised that she won- she does have good English, her topic was about critical thinking, and she had a very good question. They all did a good job, but the girl was a winner by at least a point from everyone else.

There was another student of mine who had a very loaded question. Ben told me later he it was the one question he did not input- it belonged to someone else. And it was a very loaded question indeed. "Do you think it is fair that every students in China can graduate?" Ben can argue that he would never have used such incorrect grammar. I'm willing to believe him- the poor student realized in that moment that she would be alienating either the Chinese teachers with one answer and the foreign teachers with the other- and indeed, one of the foreign judges seemed angry at her lack of knowledge on the answer. He gave her the lowest rating of anyone, and instead of being fairly close to the other numbers, he was a full two points lower than everyone else.

Her answer was as summed up in a few key points: Yes. 1. Sutdents who remain stuck in the system for a long time fill up slots that are needed by other, more capable students and if they move on those capable students can come to college. 2. If they really do poorly in school, they will do poorly in their jobs and suffer throughout their careers as being incapable, so even if they make it to the real world through whatever means, they will "reap what they sow". 3. The Chinese college system has exams and a credit system, so students who fail too many classes or exams don't make it through college, and the question itself is flawed and untrue.

She had two minutes, and she touched on a lot of key points. She handled this, by far the toughest question, very diplomatically and though she was dying on the inside, knowing there was no way she could win, she held herself tall and answered calmly, being one of the few people to reach all of her points in her two minutes for answer.

This has been a huge question for the foreign teachers this year, too. Ben has failed a student only to have the student's rich uncle come and have the school say "Oh, he probably graded it wrong, we'll change the grade". I had a student who failed my class take a final exam again (but you know what, I'm okay with that as she was really close and the only one who failed). The system here is that there is another final exam, and that if you fail the class you take the exam again.

Most students are pushed through colleges. It's not hard, as long as you do have money. On the other hand, it is true that if you fail classes, you will be kicked out. You just have to really try to fail your classes.

The judge who rated the score low argued with me later (not in a soccer-mom argument, but explaining his points) that she should have known the system is flawed, and that pushing people through, taking the exams so many times, is not helpful to anyone. The system is too forgiving, and she didn't talk about that, which lost her points for him.

I pointed out to him (after the competition, when I asked about it) that she may not have known the system is flawed, because it's the only system she's known. It seems flawed to us, but it's how it is in China, and perhaps it is only flawed because we're using a different set of standards.

His frustrations are felt by all the foreign teachers at times. Why bother failing a student this semester who doesn't show up and do his work when I know his rich uncle is coming in and going to bail him out? (Mostly because I have control over the grades, and I'll fail him even if my TA apologizes and says I graded him wrong, because I feel it's my duty to be as fair as possible to the other students.) When reading a transcript, how do you know those grades weren't faked? I don't, after someone told me that when they applied abroad they could just change the grades a little. There are whole universities in China designed to pass little rich snobs who don't actually want to learn. Their parents will set them up with a decently paying job, and that's the end of it. How can we try and tell our students to be the best they can be, to push themselves, to challenge themselves, to encourage learning when at times it ultimately doesn't matter? Take cheating. So many people cheat, it hurts the average student to not cheat. It hurts them because if they don't, they'll have a lower score than everyone else, and if you have a lower score nobody is going to bother with you.

To say this in a question, though, is pitting the foreign teachers against the Chinese teachers. It is giving the student to have an attack on the school system, yes, but at the cost of alienating her permanent teachers. Even a kid last night who said "when I first came here I hated it, I regretted it, but now I realize I love this place" was publicly scolded for admitting that he didn't want to come to Henan University!

My poor student knew that with this question she was damned. She answered as gracefully as she could, and Ben sat there looking as if he had come up with the question when someone had inserted it into the random-question slots. I do think if she had another question, her score would have been higher. By far, she had the best answer to any question, the most thought-out, the most supported with evidence and points, all in two minutes!

When the contest was done, I congratulated the winner, I talked to the other students, but I sought her out- I had to tell her that she had the best answer of anyone. It was the only thing I could do for her knowing she hadn't won, and the pain that comes from loosing and the unfairness of the question weighing on everyone's mind. I told her she had the most excellent, diplomatic answer, and that it was a loaded question- no matter what she did, half the judges would either like or dislike her words. We hugged and she thanked me, and we hugged many more times and there was a photo, and then we parted ways- it was 10:00pm and the mothers had to get back into our apartments, and the gate was by now locked and only Ben has the key to enter in.

When we went back, some of us went to McDonald's to eat. I bought Ann and her mom a sandwich to enjoy as their last meal before her mom goes back.

And then I went to sleep!

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Last Sat Entry

Today Island and two of her friends came to my apartment and made lunch.

Then we played DDR in Adam's room.

Adam is not home.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

May

I can feel that I'm used to being a student. I can feel this mostly because it is May time, and I'm putting off assignments and things as a teacher. Luckily I've noticed this and stopped it but it does feel like the school year should be over for me. Alas, I have until June 30th, much to Clare's dismay. 

There are still things I need to get done before I leave- bloodwork for another health certificate, an extended residence permit, packing things away in the apartment, finding souvenirs, and cleaning up in one giant go so that I can come back to a clean apartment. Plus I need to keep studying for the GRE.

Other things I have discovered. I tried to put tacks on my wall to hang pictures and things, only to discover that the paint is crumbling and nothing will stick. When I try to wash the walls, the paint comes off on my washcloths, which is extremely disheartening. On the upside, I am finally finished with bone-chip hamburgers, an experience I never want to go through again. Why, bone chips? Why? 

There's not much else going on right now. 

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Schools and Spring

Sorry that I've been busy these past couple of weeks.
 
Alexis got accepted into her school in the US, which is awesome. Now she needs to rush to get her passport and apply for a student Visa. Apparently the waiting times in Beijing for a student visa can be up to 2 or 3 months!
 
Other things in my life, hmm. Nature enthusists will be pleased to hear that after the trees finished spouting bell-like flowers the cottonwoods all started leaking cotton. So it looked like snow for a couple of weeks! I didn't even know China had cottonwood, but I recognize the cotton children of the trees from home.
 
These past couple of weeks have been rough for many people, students and friends, and I hope they can feel better.  Sickness all around, really. 
 
Ann's mom is here, as is Will's mom. They are both very awesome ladies. Not as cool as my mom, though.
 
I've felt very listless these past couple of days, especially on the 3rd and on the 5th. But I feel more energetic now, and more motivated. Perhaps because my birthday is coming up! Whooooooooooooooot.
 
I'm not sure of what we are going to do.
 
In more news, I've started cooking for myself to accommodate a diet plan. I bought a kilo of lean beef and made various hamburgers (different seasonings for different sets), and have discovered the worst thing.
 
My kilo of meat had bone chips in it. Always. Constantly. I cannot eat without crunching on bone. I'm going to try and buy a half-kilo next time and see if it was just that cut or if all meat is that way. For now, though, I'm thoroughly chewing my hamburger patties.
 
On the upside, doing this training and diet has allowed me to loose 15 pounds since April 13th. I'm rather excited, and hope I can keep this up.